Wednesday, 9 August 2017

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY 2017

First of all "HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY 2017" to everyone The Independence Day can be celebrated in many other ways like sending text SMS, wishes, quotes, greeting and wallpapers. So, here we are going to share some new stuff for Independence Day including Happy Independence Day Messages, Happy Independence Day Wishes and Happy Independence Day Quotes.

  1. Happy Independence Day Messages
  2. Happy Independence Day Wishes
  3. Happy Independence Day Quotes
  4. Happy Independence Day Speech

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1. I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.


2. I am so much better at text flirting than real flirting.


3. That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.


4. I want my first marriage, to be my only marriage with you.


5. If you don't want to have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?


6. I think I can die happy now, because I've just seen a piece of heaven.


7. You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.


8. I think you are very careless, you come and leave things behind, see now what you have left? You just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.


9. I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.


10. God was showing off when he created you.


11. Advice to women: Date like a man and you'll never get hurt.


12. When a boy calls you cute he likes your face. When he calls, you hot he likes your body. When he calls you beautiful he likes your heart.


13. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?


14. I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.


15. If I had a British accent I would never shut up.


16. Am I cute? Test. Call, if I am cute. Miss call, if I am gorgeous. Text back, if I am pretty. Text a joke, if I am charming. Just ignore if you are jealous.


17. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.


18. Hello, I am a thief, and I am here to steal your heart.


19. I have high double standards.


20. Sometimes I think I should have texted you, after searching 1000 questions so that, I would never stop conversation with you.

21. Giving up is always an option but never my choice.


22. I love the way you walk, talk and laugh.


23. Let’s flip a coin, heads your mine, tails I am yours.


24. I believe that presence of parents with you makes you the richest person of the world.


25. I woke up on the wrong side of Facebook.


26. My stars said I would meet the woman of my dreams tonight.


27. Let make it short and simple, I love you.


28. I am 50% single.


29. Smile, it's the second-best thing to do with your lips.


30. It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me.

31. Your eyes are the sweetest stars I've ever seen.


32. I'm falling in like you know.


33. Loving you is like breathing. How can I stop it?


34. I used to be a terrible flirt. I'm much better at it now.


35. A true romantic is one who romances one woman forever.


36. Stolen kisses are always sweetest.


37. You can never fully forget the ones who gave you butterflies.


38. There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.


39. There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.


40. I love the way you hurt me.


41. I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.


42. Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?


43. The few hours I spend with you are worth the thousand hours I spend without you.


44. Every morning I wake up happy because I know I will see you.


45. You make me smile for no reason, yet I have every reason to smile about having you in my life.


46. Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.


47. Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.


48. You are the like of my like.


49. I could conquer the world with just one hand as long as you were holding the other.



50. I'm in my bed, you are in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place.

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51. The most beautiful clothes that can dress a woman are the arms of the man she loves.


52. What time do you have to be back in heaven?


53. You can love me or hate me I swear it won't make me or break me.


54. Girl: Why are you following me? Boy: My parents told me to always follow my dreams.


55. Falling in love with you is the second-best thing in the world. Finding you is the first.


56. Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?


57. Age does not protect us from love, but love to some extent protects us from age.


58. You have no ideas how much you mean to me.


59. You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.


60. Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.


61. I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen.


62. I am a fish out of water without you.


63. I looked at a flower and thought it was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen till I met you.


64. Talking to you is the favourite part of my day.


65. When I want to smile, I know exactly what to do, I just close my eyes and think of you.


66. My heart is mine but whenever I argue with it about you, it takes your side.


67. Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.


68. You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.


69. All the birds in the sky, all the fish in the sea, will never explain what you mean to me.


70. Honestly, I have no idea how to live without you.


71. If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.


72. The stars must be jealous. You shine way better than them.


73. If you don't smoke, I don't know why.


74. 8 billion people in this world and I only want you.


75. We met, we talked, we liked, we dated, we committed, I loved, you cheated, we're done, and you’re deleted.


76. Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up.


77. Why do I love you? Because I finally learned what the word means, and you were the one who showed me.


78. Heart changes, I know they do but this heart always belongs to you.


79. How scary would it be if everything that popped into your head was automatically posted to Facebook?


80. I used to be a terrible flirt. I am much better at it now.


81. To be perfectly honest I don't really give a damn what my status says. I'm just so glad you’re wasting your time reading it.

82. You seems like an oxygen to me, without you it’s hard for me to breath.


83. I'd be lying if I say you entered my mind many times. Because, you only entered once, since then you never came out?


84. When I count my blessings, I count you twice.


85. If people are trying to pull you down. Be proud about it, because it only confirms that you are above them.


86. Every time I look into your eyes I see my paradise.


87. The Greatest thing in life is finding someone who knows all of your mistakes and weaknesses and still finds you completely amazing and will never walk away.


88. God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls can flirt.


89. You’re like a password. Hard to figure out, but I always want to keep trying.


90. I need you like a heart needs a beat.


91. Statistics say that one in four people are insane, so take a look at your three best friends and if they are all OK, it’s you.


92. I can't read lips unless they are touching mine.


93. Like a drum my heart, never stops beating for you.


94. I will hold you in my heart, till I can hold you in my arms.


95. I don't have the heart to hurt you, that's the last thing I want to do, but I don't have the heart to love you, not the way you want me to.


96. It makes me smile to wake up next to you.


97. If loving you is a price, I would pay my life to you.


98. The only person that goes through my mind is you.


99. I’m not just falling for you every day, I’m falling for you every second.


100. I don’t need to dream, I got you.

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Thursday, 3 August 2017

Happy Raksha Bandhan 2017

Happy Raksha Bandhan 2017, Hi friend today i am sharing happy Raksha Bandhan status for sister and brother. And also sharing Raksha Bandhan sms,wishes and funny Stuf in English and hindi. raksha bandhan is very popular festival in India which is celebrated every year. Raksha Bandhan also known as rakhi festival. so lets see
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Raksha bandhan status in hindi


फूलों का तारों का सबका कहना है; एक हजारों में मेरी बहना है;
सारी उमर हमें संग रहना है; रक्षा बंधन का हार्दिक अभिनन्दन!
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Bahen chahe sirf pyar dular, Nahi mangti bade uphaar,
Rishta bane rahe sadiyon tak, mile bhai ko khushiyan Hazaar.
Happy Raksha Bandhan..
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मैं आप से एक का इलाज की जरूरत है। मैं वास्तव में घर से नहीं करतब करते हुए इस प्रकार एक कुछ वर्षों के लिए आप के साथ रहते थे सफलता के साथ कर सकते है। हैप्पी राखी सीस ।
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मतभेदों को भ्रमित करने के लिए हमें अभी काफी मिलते-जुलते हैं,
और कोई बात नहीं हम इस बात का बनाने के लिए चुनते हैं,
हम अपने पूरे लंबे समय रहता है उन्हें के संबंध में डाल रहे हैं ।
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funny Raksha bandhan 


Har ladki tere liye bekarar hai, Har ladki ko tera intzar hai,
Ye tera koi kamaal nahi, bus kuch din baad.. ‘RAAKHI’ ka tyohaar hai.
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Raksha Bandhan English status



I would be by your side for all your birthday.
May you have many more years of life...
And be very happy always...
Happy Raksha Bandhan, brother.
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Thank God has given you one more year of life.
Hope you have a nice and happy day brother,
Let’s celebrate Happy Rakhi in a big way.
**Happy Raksha Bandhan Bro**
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You're the best brother anybody could want.
I am very happy to be your brother
And do not change it for anything in the world.
I hope you're very happy on this special day.
!!Happy Raksha Bandhan Brother!!
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Rishta hai janmo ka hamara,
Bharosa ka aur pyar bhara,
Chalo ise bandhe bhaiya
rakhi ke atut bandhan mein
Happy Raksha Bandhan to My Dearest Brother!!
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here all about happy raksha bandhan 2017




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Tuesday, 18 July 2017

BEAUTIFUL SMS IN HINDI FOR FRIEND

TODAY M SHARING BEAUTIFUL SMS IN HINDI FOR FRIEND SO LETS  START



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*  Meri or uski  aankhn kitni pyasi hai,
    meri aankhon me rang hai uski  akhen khali hai..........

*  kuch pal hote hai kuch pal ke liye,
    jee le inhein har pal ke liye........................

*  Ibadat mein koi kami si reh gayi hai,
    Mohabbat shayad adhoori  si reh gayi hai..........

*  Ek andhera lakh sitare,
    Ek nirasha lakh sahare,
    Sabse badi sugat hai jeevan,
    Nadan hai jo jeevan se hare...........

*  Aao ab yeh hisab bhi karle,
    Kisne kitne sitam uthaye hain, 
    Sabko pehchann ho gayi yaroon,
    Jab se ham roshni me aaye hain..............

    BEAUTIFUL SMS IN HINDI FOR FRIEND

*  Mushkilon se apki mulakat na ho,
    Udas baitho kabhi koi baat na hoo...............

*  Jo wjood nahi wo hasti kis kamm ki,
    Jo mja na de wo masti kis kaam ki..........

*  Apke labhon ki hansi tere naam kar denge,
    har khushi tum pe qurbaan kar denge............

*  Kisi ko palkon me na basao,
    Agar basana hai ton dil me basao,
    Kyunki dil me sirf apne baste hain......

*  phoolon ki waddi me ho basera tera,
    Sitaron ke aangan mein ho ghar tera..........

*  Jo rishta qayam hai wo hum nibhayenge,
    Nigahoon se door rah kar bhi apko chahege.....

*  bhool kar apko jayege kahan,
    ek pal zmeen par reh payenge khan................. 

thats all about the very beautiful sms in hindi for friend i hope evry one like it and share it

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Thursday, 13 July 2017

FUNNY JOKES ABOUT GST

FUNNY JOKES ABOUT GST 



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New GST tax
All Bra will be taxed according to sizes.
40-42: Burden Tax,
38-40: Wealth Tax,
34-36: Entertainment Tax,
32-34: Excitement Tax,
28-30: Development Tax.

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Santa : Bhai Samaj me naa aane wali chiz me GST Bill No. 2 par pahuch gya hai.
Banta : to No. 1 par kya hai bhai ?
Banta : “Wife ka Mood”  Abhi bhi Top par hai.
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Baap :* Main tumhari shaadi apni marji se karunga.
*Beta :* No.
*Baap :* Ladki Ambani ki beti hai.
*Beta :* Phir thik hai.
*Baap Ambani ke paas gaya.* 
*Baap :* Mein tumhari beti ko bahu banana chahta hoon.
*Ambani :* No.
*Baap :* Mera beta World Bank ka CEO Hai.
*Ambani :* Phir thik hai.
*Baap World Bank ke President ke paas jaata hai.*  
*Baap :* Mere bete ko Bank ka CEO bana do.
*President :* No.
*Baap :* Woh Ambani ka daamad hai.
*President :* Phir thik hai. 
Yeh hai Modi style…. 
Naukri bhi mili aur chokri bhi.
Hanso mat. Market mein naya aaya hai.
Group Kisi ka bhi ho par dhamaka hamara hi hoga..
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SARE VYAPARIYO KO BABA BNA DENGE
Phle Modi Ji ne
Ek baba ko vyapari bnaya
ab GST lakar
sare vyapariyo ko baba bana denge

IN HINDI FONT FUNNY JOKES ABOUT GST 


आजकल घर मे बीवी भी बात-बात में GST बोलने लगी है।
घर में कैसी भी बहस चल रही हो वो GST बोल कर बहस को ख़त्म कर देती है।

तंग आकर मैंने पूँछ ही लिया: “ये तुम बात करते-करते बीच में ही GST बोल कर चल देती हो…क्या मतलब है तुम्हारा ??”
और उसने जो जवाब दिया तो मैं सर पकड़ कर बैठ गया।
G – गलती
S – सिर्फ
T – तुम्हारी है..
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मेहरबानी करके कोई भी मेंबर ग्रुप में GST का मैसेज न भेजे,

GST का मैसेज आते ही बैटरी 28% कम हो जाती है।
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01 जुलाई से लेडीज को *गोलगप्पे खाने के लिए आधार कार्ड* की जरूरत होगी।

*50 रूपये से ज्यादा गोलगप्पे खाने पर पैन कार्ड* दिखाना होगा और, 
*100/- रूपये से ज्यादा के गोलगप्पे खाने पर इंकमटैक्स विभाग* जानकारी मांग सकता हैं ।
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और तो और, जो लेडीज गोलगप्पे खाने के बाद *मुफ्त में सूखी वाली पापड़ी* मांगेगी उन्हें *बीपीएल (गरीबी रेखा के नीचे)* वाला कार्ड 
दिखाना अनिवार्य होगा।
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एक बिहार के रिपोर्टर ने लालू यादव को रोका |
 रिपोर्टर – सर आप से एक सवाल पूछना है | 
लालू – अरे पूछ न बुरबक | 
रिपोर्टर – सर आप को GST के बारे में पता है | 
लालू – हा पता है रे | 
रिपोर्टर – तो सबको बता दे | 
लालू – गोबर्धन सेवा टैक्स है (GST) भाई | 
लालू की बात सुनकर रिपोर्टर कोमा में |||

HERE WE ALL ABOUT FUNNY JOKES ABOUT GST.I HOPE EVERYONE LIKE AND SHARE WID EVERYONE




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Friday, 7 July 2017

20 COOL STATUS

Today i am sharing 20 cool status .



1.Work until you don't have to, introduce yourself


2.I'm the dude with cool attitude.


3.The best thing about being me, I’m a limited edition
and there are no other copies!


4.I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking…


5.Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.


6.I say this; I say that, what the hell you want to listen from me?


7.Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment..


8.Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????


9.I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.


10.Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .


11.YOU WILL NEVER HAVE ANYTHING YOU DON’T RESPECT, INCLUDING LOT’S OF MONEY.


12.IT’S DIFFICULT TO APPRECIATE THE VALUE OF OTHERS WHEN YOUR OWN SELF ASSESSMENT IS OVER VALUED.


13.I LIVE IN THAT SOLITUDE WHICH IS PAINFUL IN YOUTH, BUT DELICIOUS IN THE YEARS OF MATURITY


14.Style is a way to say who u are without speaking

15.Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

16.People say I have a dirty mind, But I’m say its just 
creative.


17.Running seems like a great idea until you actually start 
running


18.No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who just gave me a single napkin to use while eating my lunch


19.When you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating


20.I’m one of those people who has friends but is nobody’s favorite. If I don’t initiate a convo or ask to hang out, I’ll never see my friends.

that all about 20 cool status
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