Saturday, 17 June 2017

JOKES ABOUT FATHER AND SON

HELLO FRIENDS TOADAY M SHARING WITH YOU JOKES ABOUT FATHER AND SON


Father to son:whenever i beat you,you don't get annoyed,how you control your anger?
son: i start cleaning the toilet.seat with your toothbrush
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Son asked to father: Why was the math book sad?
Father replied :Because it had too many problems.
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Father: What will happen if the third war takes place?
Son: We will have one more addition chapter in our history book!
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Father: Do you have a trouble making decisions?
Son: well, yes and no !!!
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Father: Son, when Lincoln was your age, he walked 10 miles to school in a foot of snow.
Son: Well when he was your age, he was president.
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पप्पू ने अपने बाप को तमाचा मारा
पडोसी – अरे आपका बेटाआप पर ही हाथ उठा देता है
बापू – क्या करूंये साला अपनी माँ पर गया
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 Baap: Itne Saare Kyon?
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Ladki Ka Baap: Kyun?
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Sir: Aapka Beta Cigarette Peeta Hai, Aap Kabhi Usse Poochte Kyun Nahi?
Santa: Haan Poochta Hoon Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi
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Baap, bete se tum barey ho k kya bano ge
Beta! Abu me jangi jahaz ka poilet banu ga
Baap, lekin hame kaise pata chaley gaK tum kon sa jahaz urah rahey ho
Beta! Abu jab me apne gaon ke uper seGuzrun ga to bomb giraa dun ga,Aap foran samj jaiye ga ke ye hamara beta hai
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SO FRIENDS I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS VERY HORT AND FUNNY JOKES ABOUT FATHER AND SON

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