Monday, 26 June 2017

Love jokes

HELO GUYS M SHARING BEST LOVE JOKES


Boy: I love ur daughter SooMUCH...and want to marry.
Girl's Father: How much do you earn?Boy: 20000/- per month.
Girl'sFather: I give my daughter 15000/- pocket money.Boy: Woh Count Kar Ke Hi Bol than hoon₹₹₹₹₹₹₹₹₹₹
                            
Pappu's Pure Desi girlfriend- Couldwe go to MacDonald ?Clever Boyfriend, "First tell Spellingof MacDonald"
Girlfriends- Oho then could we go to KFC.
BF- Tell full form of KFC.
Angry girlfriend said, "Let it, You dog.. have kulcha Channe".@@@@@@@@
                          
Girlfriend: jaanu apani ye Diamond Ring mujhe de do.
Boyfriend: kyon Honey?
GF: main roz ise dekhakar tumhen yaad karungi.
BF: yaad to tum mujhe waise bhi karogee.
GF: vo kaise?
BF: ye sochkar ki boyfriend Diamond Ring maangi thi aur kamine ne nahin di.
                          
1 ladki Pappu se apane pyaar ka izahaar karte hue kahti hai,"tum mere sapanon mein, jajbaaton mein rahte ho."Pappu: tumako kisee ne bewkoof banaaya hai bahan,main to jyadaatr apane ghar mein hi rahta hoon!
                         
Girlfriends: Janu kal mera birthday hai, mujhe kya gift doge?
Boyfriend: kya chaahie?
GF: Ring.Boyfriend: Ring dunga par uthaana mat,balance bahut kam hai.
                           
Ladki – Bhaiya muje chappal leni hai
Dukandar – ye dekho bahan ji naya design
Ladki – aur dikhaoye nahiaur dikhao
Dukandar – bahan ji ab to sari chappal dikha diab to koi nahi bachi
Ladki – are bhaiya wo ek aur dibba rkha hai na
Dukandar – raham kro bahan jiwo mera lunch ka dibba hai
                         
Tumse Mulakat ho, Phir se koi baat ho..Waqt ki kuch na chale, Na Din dhale, na raat ho..Zikr gum ka chod kar, Teri-meri baat ho..Zindagi ko maud dein, Ek nayi shuruaat ho..Dil ki jab dhadkan thamey, Dil pe tera haath ho.
                              
Innocent lines by a True Lover :Girl: Why do u always follow me around..?Boy: Well..bcoz wen i was a kid my mom told me to follow my dreams.

THATS ALL ABOUT LOVE JOKES

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