Monday, 19 June 2017

Girl friend boy friend jokes

HERE WE HAVE BEST GIRL FRIEND BOY FRIEND JOKES



1.Q: What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?
A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked...()()})()()(())(())(

Boyfriend: Dear do you know that exams are like girlfriend?

Girlfriend: How funny?
Boyfriend: Yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful..()))())(())((())()(())))(

3.Girlfriend: I want to end ourrelationship, I am going to return you everything you gave me..

Boyfriend: What a joke? Okay then, let's start with Kisses..!!!".

4.Boyfriend: Amazing world,only 25% boys have mind, veryshort figure!!

Girlfriend: what about Rest?Boyfriend: Well rest have GIRLFRIENDS!!

5.Boyfriend: Babe What You Doing? Girlfriend: Nothing. Really Tired. Just Going To Sleep Now Honey. And You Sweetheart? 

Boyfriend: In The Club Standing Behind You..()()()()())(((((}

6.Girlfriend: Are you sure you love me and no one else? 

Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

7.The perfect idiot

Boyfriend: Do you thing I am a perfect idiot?.
Girlfriend: I keep telling you that you are not perfect.




8.Premi: Sukhi Sukhi Sadkon Pe Mein Tera Intezaar Karu…

Premika: Bhigi Bhigi Hota Hai
Premi: Itni Garmi Mein Tera Baap Paani Dalega Aakar Sadakon Pe?
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9.Ladki: Mein Shaadi Ke Baad Tumhare Sab Dukh Bant Lungi..

Ladka: Par Mein Dukhi Kahan Hoon?
Ladki: Mein Shaadi Ke Baad Ki Baat Kar Rahi Hoon…

10.BF: Accident me pair toot gaya..

GF: Aaj ka din hi kharab hai,Mera bhi naakhoon toot gaya,Itni Mushkil se bada kiya tha..??Girls r Mad..

11.Boy: I love you.

Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na?
Boy: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!

12.Bf!kya kr rahi ho?

Gf!Mai sultan dekh rahi ho,
Bf!mera sultan kab dekho gi.

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लड़की – क्या कर रहे हो?
लड़का – मूंगफली खा रहा हूँ।
लड़की – Haww! अकेले अकेले,
लड़का – अब 10 रूपये की मूंगफली में भण्डारा करू क्या.

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एक लड़की तीसरी बार ड्राइविंग लाइसेंस का इंटरव्यू देने पहुची…
अफसर :- अगर एक तरफ आपके भाई है और दूसरी तरफ आपके पति तो आप क्या मरोगी ?
लेडी :- पतिअफसर अरे मैडम आपको तीसरी बार बता रहा हु आप ब्रेक मरोगी

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