Friday, 2 June 2017

very funny adult jokes



very funny adult jokes






NIGHT PRAYER

Dear God, than you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? if you cant make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

WRONG NUMBER

U've got a SEX APPEAL....U've got INTELLIGENCE...U've got GLASS... U got the face, U got the BODY...I got the wrong number.... SORRY...


                TWINKLE LITTLE

Twinkle,twinkle little rectum bigcockscum when you least expect them, never mind the screams of passion whoop it up with doggy fashion.
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                 GUY PERIOD

If guys had they periods
They would copare the size of their tampons!
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            DEMONSTRATION

Sex is when a guy's communication
Enters a girl information 
To increase the population
For a younger genration
Do you get the information
Or do you need ademonstration
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                 Equation

Do you like maths, if so add abed, subtract ur clothes, divide ur legs and we can multiply
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                 GOOD SEX

Sex is good,
Sex is fine,
Doggy style or 69,
Just for fun or getting paid
Everyone likes getting laid
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                 LOVE POEM

Roses are red, Pickled are green,
I love your legs and whats in between
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thats all about i hope you like this very unny adult jokes

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