very funny adult jokes

very funny adult jokes


Dear God, than you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? if you cant make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.


U've got a SEX APPEAL....U've got INTELLIGENCE...U've got GLASS... U got the face, U got the BODY...I got the wrong number.... SORRY...

                TWINKLE LITTLE

Twinkle,twinkle little rectum bigcockscum when you least expect them, never mind the screams of passion whoop it up with doggy fashion.

                 GUY PERIOD

If guys had they periods
They would copare the size of their tampons!


Sex is when a guy's communication
Enters a girl information 
To increase the population
For a younger genration
Do you get the information
Or do you need ademonstration


Do you like maths, if so add abed, subtract ur clothes, divide ur legs and we can multiply

                 GOOD SEX

Sex is good,
Sex is fine,
Doggy style or 69,
Just for fun or getting paid
Everyone likes getting laid

                 LOVE POEM

Roses are red, Pickled are green,
I love your legs and whats in between

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