Yo Momma,real,funny jokes

Yo Momma,real,funny jokes



Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number.............................................
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Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
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Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought she could read minds when she got PMS.

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Yo Momma,real,funny jokes




Yo' mama so stupid, she bought a glass door with a peephole.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
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Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
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Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
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Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
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Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
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Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.
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